For everyone who wants to have a baby!!

This was sent to me by listener Denise...It is quite funny. Enjoy!

G :)

Pregnancy, estrogen and Women

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word 'divorce' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When
will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

MADELYN UPDATE AND FUN WEBSITE

Hey guys,

Hope you're all well. Madelyn is doing well, she says hi. Actually, she's just kicking up a storm. She is very active and makes me wonder if she wants out. I think being in a womb cocoon sounds comfortable, but maybe it's too small in there..LOL

Steph, however is dealing with some pinching of her cyatic nerve. I guess pressure from the baby is being put on a nerve in her leg and causing these massive shooting pains. Has anyone experienced this? She is using a heating pad, but the pain remains. Any help to make my wife feel better would be appreciated!!

Also, one of our listeners, Lisa has a very fun website that you all should check out if you're planning on having a baby or have one already. It's interactive, there are cool things to purchase, and answers to questions or symptoms you may be having..Gio check it out now

www.clubmomma.com

That's all for now. Have a fantastic week and tell someone you love them

G

The Transformation Begins!

Big weekend in the Anderson household. Steph picked out a crib, furniture, bedding, and more for Madelyn. It was my job to start transforming the baby room. I will post pictures of my progress. I bought new hardwood flooring and just got done ripping up the carpet and putting KILZ on the walls. Gotta protect Madelyn from Mold, you know? I got the walls spackled. I just have to buy paint, install the floor, decorate, you know..nothing too big :)